Valentine’s Day Humor: Be Prepared for Disappointment

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Meh, Valentine’s day is about 2 weeks around the corner and I couldn’t care less. (Or could I? hmm) If you’re reading this, then you probably have the assumption that I am a bitter woman venting about this horrid holiday because I have no one to play tonsil hockey with – and this just isn’t true because I love Valentine’s Day. Actually – yes, that is true. So bring on the Valentine’s Day Humor!

What we Expect vs. Reality ๐Ÿ˜‚

On a brighter note, here are some of the realities of Valentine’s Day, in other words, what the media says it should be like, and how it actually is. Because, let’s face it, all it is, is a day that men are expected to go all out for you, but little do you know they absolutely hate it deep down and can’t wait for it to be February 15th so they can be an asshole again. Ooooh, I am starting to sound bitter again – let’s get to the list:

1. Rose Petal Art

Expectation:

Imagining your cute little better half strategically placing rose petals on the ground sure seems blissful, right?

Valentines Day expectation roses romantic

Reality:

Yeah, good luck with finding someone who will go through all that work. If you’re single, you know your floor is going to stay bare, but if you aren’t, expect it to be, because sorting those roses are way too much work for a guy. LOL.

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Carsons

2. A Surprise?! For me?! Oh….Wait.

Expectation:

“Omg, Aw!- what could he possible have behind his back?!”

valentines day heart surprise hidden

Reality:

If he has his hand(s) behind his back, just assume he is in pain. Like I said, never get your hopes up darlings.

unhappy man suffering from backache at home

3. Romantic Kissing

Expectation:

We ALL envision the perfect romantic kiss to be like this one:

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Reality:

If you want any passion like scenes from “The Notebook“, get it organically, not artificially…for example:

4. Romantic Bedroom Set Up

Expectation:

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Fashionjeet

Reality:

He ain’t decorating his bed unless he REALLY effed up. So just expect this:

Valentine's Day Bed

5. Packaging

Expectation:

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Meegonow

Reality:

Guys don’t see the significance in wrapping, creativity, and special touches when it comes to giving gifts. Just expect these on your porch…late….on February 21st .

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Steve Case

6. Chocolate

Expectation:

Oh yes – how sweet it would be to feed each other chocolates on the couch, right?

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Reality:

If you’re reading this, you’re likely single. It’s okay, hand feed yourself. But please don’t do it on the kitchen floor.

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7. Romantic Baths

Expectation:

Aww – romantic bubble bath prepared by your bae?

Man and Women in bubble bath
 

Reality:

Again, expect a cold shower, with, or without bae. Who got their hopes up? Not you, darling!

8. Cuddling

Expectation:

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Dreams

Reality:

Just like every night, you’ll be laying there, contemplating life. Not cuddling. Most people won’t be – it’s OK!

Kim Kardashian in Bed GIF

9. Love Notes

Expectations:

Romantic Getaway

Reality:

This is actually a lot of work for a guy to do, so don’t be disappointed. It probably took him 6 months to plan this out. You have to admit though – this is pretty hilarious. Thank God for Valentine’s Day Humor! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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10. Romantic Dinner

Expectation:

Kinik

Reality:

A romantic dinner isn’t exactly unrealistic….unless you’re single. The struggle is real.

More Valentine’s Day Humor

Ahhhhh, the joys of hearing all the girls with their sunshiny smiles and sunshiny dresses prance around waiting to be treated like a princess even though they are prissy and only have the sense of entitlement. The truth is, what he does the other 364 days is what really counts.

Do you have any suggestions on what can be added to this funny list? Let them be heard in the comment section below!

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