Entertainment & Humor

Funny One-Liner Jokes and Cheesy Memes

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If you love jokes, but have a short attention span, you have found the perfect place to find the cheesiest jokes and memes on the net. All the following jokes are one-liners, so you don’t have to torture yourself scrolling through a bunch of boring novel-length jokes about the stereotypical differences between redheads, blondes and brunettes, what happens when a battery, a basketball and a butler walk into a bar, or ones about family reunions that have a disturbingly, dirty ending. These jokes are for all my fellow dorks out there, who have the absolute best senses of humor EVER! (If you don’t laugh at these, you are literally a Death Eater and don’t have a soul)

1. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

2. Jokes about air conditioners?

Not a fan.

3. What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?

Show me the honey!

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4. Why did Santa study music at college?

To improve his rapping skills.

5. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

“It’s Christmas, Eve”

6. Cheesy

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7. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?


Odor in the court!

8. What does Miley Cyrus have for her Christmas dinner?

Twerky

9. Oops

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10. What word is always spelled wrong in the Dictionary?

Wrong

11. What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits

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12. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

He woke up

13. Plenty of Fish in the Sea….or…

14. Did you see the movie about the hot dog?

 It was an Oscar Wiener.

15. Time for a Timely Joke

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

16. Just Use Dat Booty

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17. Someone Like you

What do you call a computer that sings?

A-Dell 

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18. Arrrrr!!!!

Why is pirating so addictive?

They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

In the meantime, share your favorite jokes in the comments below!

Crystal Eve

Hey! I'm Crystal and my passion is writing about things that make me excited about life. I am always inspired by new things, therefore, what I will write about next is pleasantly unpredictable. 💜

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