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If you love jokes, but have a short attention span, you have found the perfect place to find the cheesiest jokes and memes on the net. All the following jokes are one-liners, so you don’t have to torture yourself scrolling through a bunch of boring novel-length jokes about the stereotypical differences between redheads, blondes and brunettes, what happens when a battery, a basketball and a butler walk into a bar, or ones about family reunions that have a disturbingly, dirty ending. These jokes are for all my fellow dorks out there, who have the absolute best senses of humor EVER! (If you don’t laugh at these, you are literally a Death Eater and don’t have a soul)
1. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
2. Jokes about air conditioners?
3. What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?
4. Why did Santa study music at college?
To improve his rapping skills.
5. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
6. Cheesy
7. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
Odor in the court!
8. What does Miley Cyrus have for her Christmas dinner?
9. Oops
10. What word is always spelled wrong in the Dictionary?
11. What do lawyers wear to court?
12. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
13. Plenty of Fish in the Sea….or…
14. Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
15. Time for a Timely Joke
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
16. Just Use Dat Booty
17. Someone Like you
What do you call a computer that sings?
18. Arrrrr!!!!
Why is pirating so addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
In the meantime, share your favorite jokes in the comments below!
