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DISCLAIMER: The following Tweets are fake, so don’t go creepin’ through your socials, creating fake news by telling your friends that President Trump “said” this or “tweeted” that. I made up all of these tweets for my own personal amusement and hopefully yours too. 🙂 USA! USA! USA!

1. Boxers or Briefs?

2. Do you ever have nightmares?

3. Be Honest. Are you wearing a wig?

4. Do you secretly love Putin?

5. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

6. Do you ever cry?

7. What position do you sleep in?

8. What is one thing that you would say you are terrible at?

9. Do you even like steak?

10. Who should be the next president?

11. Thoughts on the Superbowl coming up?

12. The media is saying that you are in poor health. Your response?

Again, these are FAKE TWEETS. Just for fun! Create your own here: Fake Trump Tweet

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