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Do you know what time it is? It is time to send out some anonymous pranks to all your favorite dirt bags and jerks in your life. Whether you are looking for a harmless “gift” for an enemy, need a good April Fool’s prank, or just want to video-tape Grandma being fooled in hopes you go viral on YouTube, you will probably find one of these ideas quite charming. (Aww, Come on. leave Grandma alone).
Also don’t forget to check out my other prank post: Hilarious Pranks to Pull on Anyone and Everyone
1. Sand in a Box
Think of someone annoying that you’d love to go away for awhile. Do you wish they would just get out of your hair for a bit and go on a getaway vacation? Well, bring the beach to them instead, because when they open this box, sand will fall out everywhere. It will likely take them a long time to clean up the mess so you’re bound to get a little time away from them. 😄
2. Vanilla to Vomit Prank Candle
What is that smell!? This candle starts out smelling like vibrant vanilla but eventually starts to smell like Vomit. You will be laughing your heart out knowing the victim will be frantically searching the house for the cat’s vomit chunks.
3. Spring-Loaded Glitter Bomb
Okay, to me personally, this prank is AWESOME. I would LOVE to receive one of these glitter bombs! I still included it on this list though because I know a lot of people who HATE glitter. (Yikes, tragic, right?).
If you’d like, you can send a glitter bomb letter as well, with whatever you want to say, leaving them a huge mess to clean up afterwards!
Get here on Etsy: Letter Glitter Prank
The GIF below explains it all: (I think the cute little fish on his desk got bedazzled as well).
4. The Frustration Box
This one is perfect for those of us who adore getting packages in the mail. (It is all your fault Amazon Prime). The box arrives looking like your typical package, has a little weight to it, and makes a noise when the recipient shakes it. The problem is, opening it is what is supposed to cause the “frustration”. I know if I couldn’t get a package open, I would throw a sassy little temper tantrum and hopefully the person you send it to would as well. 😉
5. A Dirt Bag
Know someone who is a dirty dirt bag? Send them this and let them know. Remember, no one will know it was you that sent it, so send that dirt bag a dirt bag now! 🙂
6. Micro-Penis Cure Kit
So this one is embarrassing for the recipient because of the packaging being FAR from discreet, as you can clearly see in the photo below. Send one to that unlucky lucky guy now. 😛
7. Embarrassing Mail – Prank Envelopes 💌
This option is great because not only will the recipient never figure out that it was you, but every single person who handles their mail through all the sorting and whatnot, will see this and will more than likely remember the name associated with it for a long time, especially that mail man guy that only comes to your house almost every day! Bahahaha – but remember, please leave Grandma alone on this one! These will come in a pack from Amazon, but you can anonymously fill them out and send them on their way! Here are their features:
- Each envelope is a bright color & huge, measuring a large 6 inches by 9 inches, guaranteed to get a lot of attention!
- You get 6 different envelopes – styles include:
Homosexuals Living In The Closet Society Of America
PornPhotos.com
Sheep Lovers International, Ltd
The Low Life Rat Bastards Association
Back Hair Removal System
The Compulsive Masturbation Assistance Group!
and yes you get 6 envelopes so make your list of the lucky recipients now. Have fun!!
Foot Fetish Club – Embarrassing Mail Package
Another hit on this prank list are these hilarious mail pranks by “Middle Finger Gifts“, including this foot fetish club version. 🤣 Notice the smaller text that the mailman will see, talking about how the recipient can claim free toenail clippings to soothe their racing foot fetish!
8. Fake Mail: – Adult DVD
Imagine pulling this out of your mailbox in front of a friend or having your mailman hand it to you. BRILLANT! 😂 MILK IT!
9. Bag Of Dicks
Send them something that is a great package, in more than one way. 😉 Best part is that the packaging it comes in, says that it is fragile and advises to handle with care, because they make it look like it is a package from a fancy jewelry story. Also, You can send them in pink or rainbow colored. 🙂
10. Eat a Dick – (Chocolate)
If you are set on sending someone a dick, in any shape or form (ha), you may want to be a little more aggressive and send a them a big chocolate dong. Hate your boss? Send them a chocolate dick. They won’t know it was you, so what’s the harm? Treat yourself by treating them with this hilarious anonymous prank by mail!
Do you want to give them more than 1 dong? Order a bag of gummy dicks that includes an anonymous letter!
11. Spider in a Box 🕷
If you watch the sample video of what happens when someone slides the box open, you can imagine how terrifying it would be to open it, thinking it is a gift, only to find it is a creepy crawler. I, personally, have a really bad bug phobia, so this one would definitely make me jump so high, and scream so loud, you’d think I was being startled by a grizzly bear.
Anyways, if you’re really mean, you can send this one!
12. Box in a Box Prank 📦
BAHA. Besides the spider prank, I am pretty sure this one would drive me nuts the most. I would see this box expecting something awesome from a friend or family member – only to keep opening each box to find absolutely nothing (you actually have the option to add another gag gift in the smallest, last box though – haha).
Nothing makes people more frustrated than performing a task (opening the boxes) and not getting a result (the contents of the box). That is why I love this. You better WORK for that prank…if there even is one beyond empty boxes. I am cracking up thinking about how someone’s face would look like to keep finding empty boxes lol
13. Embarrassing Post Cards
Here is a fun prank. Send them these vivid (and embarrassing) postcards that are bright, colorful and catch the attention of anyone who sorts or handles their mail.
Postcards include:
- Bad Boy Blow-up dolls
- Anal Leakage
- Erectile Dysfunction
- Herpes Research Center
- Dr. Foot-Long Penile Enlargement Surgeon
The back of them are blank so the person you send it to does not know where they came from!
14. Positive Pregnancy Test
Be considerate on this! You know, don’t pull this prank on anyone who is actively trying, can’t conceive or are like me and have a lost an infant child, it shouldn’t be a problem. Just please do not send anyone a REAL pregnancy test, please send this clean, fake, sanitary one lol
15. A Potato 🥔
Yes, a send your “bud” a spud! With a custom message written on it. A guaranteed way to make the recipient spew out a “W.T.F!?”
16. Send Smelly Poop!
Anonymously send smelly poop to your friend or “favorite” foe! Love this because you can get the dookie topped with glitter also.
The description is everything. 😆
Yep. Exactly what it sounds like. Wet, chunky, poop in a box. Sprayed with condensed hobo farts. We changed the design and no longer ship this in a box. Instead it is shipped in a screw-top tin can. This really helps keep the moisture of the condensed hobo farts that we sprayed fresh so your poop arrives wetter and stinkier than ever! The poop comes with a note that reads “Have a Shitty Day”.
17. Herpes Test Kit Mail Prank
Send this hilarious and embarrassing prank mail package to your worst enemy or favorite friend to humiliate!
Get: Etsy
Another favorite is this “Down the Brown” anal bleaching version:
Other Prank Ideas
If you send anything anonymously yourself, be sure to pack it in this “Fuck You” wrapping paper. 🤣 Yes, you can really get this!
If you prefer seeing their reaction to a prank in person, I recommend this hand sanitizer, that literally SMELLS LIKE ASS. Trust me, it does, and if you do this, please video record it and post it on Youtube, please? Ha! I have used this prank on someone before and it was hilarious! They actually thought that a pile of poop was hiding somewhere in their house and I watched them tear down their place trying to find it. 😂
Get some here: Amazon
Another idea you can do anonymously, but not by mail: Fake bird poop! The perfect prank for someone who is overly protective of their car – and it’s totally harmless!
Need a funny office prank? You can discretely hide this annoying, but compact device that makes cricket noises. Since you can hide it pretty much anywhere, this will drive the person you’re pranking ABSOLUTELY INSANE. 😂It also uses multiple different chirping sounds so that it actually seems to be realistic!
That does it for the list of funny, anonymous pranks to send by mail! If you have any other suggestions for this post that weren’t covered, let me know! Anytime I find new ideas for this list, I add them! Happy Pranking! 💚
Thanks for including our frustration box in your post! It’s one of our favorite pranks! Keep up the great writing!
My sister just got through the [LENGTHY] housebreaking stage with her dog, so I think the vanilla to vomit candle is the perfect solution to pester her, even when I’m 2000 miles away. Thank you!!!
Hahahaha. I am still in the housebreaking stage after 3 years with my stubborn Yorkie. Those candles are epic though LOL