Go Bananas about Bananas: All About Bananas!

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Banana’s are one of the most popular fruits, with the average American eating around 28 pounds of bananas a year! It doesn’t surprise me though because they are so yummy in my tummy.  Not only that, they are always cheap, don’t make a mess and taste delicious. If you love your nanners like I do, then you will love this post all about bananas.

So, how did this fruit get such an awesome sounding name – banana? Well, the origin of the word banana omes from the native name in western Africa, from the Mande word “banäna” Want to know where they come from? This beauty right here:

Real Banana Tree - All about Bananas

You know what else is cool? The benefits of eating them bananas.

Banana Benefits:

Need more reasons to eat bananas? Check out these other benefits: Top 10 Home Remedies

Fun Banana Uses:

Who said learning about Bananas couldn’t be fun?! Check out these fun facts about the B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

  • Did a skeeter bite you on the rear? To relieve mosquito bites you can simply rub the banana peel on the bites.
  • Got a big bruise? Tape a banana peel over it overnight. (No, I am serious, Look here).
  • Do you flat-iron your hair everyday? Well, you betcha that bananas can help that too. Not only do they help strengthen your hair, but they improve blood circulation in your scalp and prevent split ends. Here, try a banana hair mask:
  • Whiten your teeth with banana peels.
  • Write a secret message on a banana and watch it magically appear hours later. FUN!

Or you can simply just decorate or write on them for fun. 🙂 These are my favorite!

Banana Minions: 

Decorated Minion Bananas
Photo Credit: Pinterest

Banana Octopus!: 

Banana Octopus
Photo Credit: Pinterest

Banana Weiner Dogs!:

Banana Art Dogs
Photo Credit: YouTube

Okay, Okay, enough banana art.

Instead, lets look at some cool banana-themed products.

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BANANA PHONE! YES!

Check out this non-bruised but Bluetooth enabled banana phone. Yank this sucker out and start using it to get a reaction that you will never forget.

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Banana Phone - Funny Gift Idea

Banana Bikini: 

Girl, go ahead and Slap some banana shorts on your apple bottom. If you bruise easily, then this outfit will be even more banana-y!

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Heat Move Women Retro Flounce High Waisted Bikini Halter Neck Two Piece Swimsuit

Banana Night Light!

Can you tell how much I love bananas?

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Banana Neon Signs LED Neon Lights Art Wall Decorative

Banana Bed

Lay your head on this banana bed.

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Yellow Bed Iin a Bag Banana

“That’s Bananas” Shirt

The second best thing to bursting out into song singing “Hollaback Girl” is rocking this banana shirt.

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That's Bananas Shiirt

Banana Flask

This item is perfect for your banana booze. YUH!

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Banana Flask Gag Gift

Bachelorette Party Banana Game

Even if you aren’t getting married, who doesn’t want to go to a party that has a banana dong ring tossing game?!

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Bachlorette Party Games Kit Funny and Fun
Now last but certainly not least, YUMMY BANANA RECIPES. Hurry, hurry, go buy some bananas quick!

Banana Caramel Pie

om nom nom nom. Get the recipe here: Like Mother Like Daughter

Banana Caramel Pie
Photo Credit: Pampered Chef

Peanut Butter Banana Cups

How good do these look? *sigh* Y’all eat some for me since I can’t! Recipe here: SkinnyMs

Peanut Butter Banana Cups Recipe
Photo Credit: SkinnyMs

Healthy Banana Cake

Want some cake? That’s cool. Want some banana cake? Oh, well I am glad you asked! Here is the recipe: Healthy Banana Cake

Healthy Banana Recipes Skinny
Photo Credit: Real Healthy Recipes

Alright, I could go on and on about how many yummy banana-infused recipes there are, but there are just SO many. (Thank you, Pinterest).

How about some Banana jokes? Come on, you know you need jiggle your giggle box. 🙂

Banana Jokes Puns

Banana Jokes & Puns

What do you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers!

Banana Joke
Photo Credit: Awesome Jelly
Banana Jokes
Photo Credit: Ice Cream Sundae

So, if you made it through the post, you either want some bananas super bad, or you don’t want to hear about bananas ever again. It’s okay. I will always love bananas because I can relate to them so much, because I also bruise easily and am always going through a split.

Ring, Ring Ring, Ring Ring, Banana Phone!

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Hey! I'm Crystal and my passion is writing about things that make me excited about life. I am always inspired by new things, therefore, what I will write about next is pleasantly unpredictable. 💜

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