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Are you ready for an absolutely epic collection of all things mermaids and unicorns? Can you handle all the sparkles and fantastical explosions of magical bliss? If so, then prepare to feast your wild eyes on these amazing products that I found in the majestic realms of the internet.
The following list has no limits or boundaries – you will be sure to find clothing, accessories, artwork, Memes, GIFs, furniture, videos, hairstyles, makeup, and much more. So take a little break from flippin’ your fins and galloping across the lands of purple mountain majesties and check it out!
1. Legend Dairy Purse
So, if you have seen some of my other posts, for example this one, then you know that Dolls Kill is one of the most unique, amazing and incredible online stores EVER. This is another gem I found there: Legend Dairy Purse. You can order this carton of cuteness here. Also, don’t you love the play with words with this one? Legend-Dairy = Legendary. Well played, DK, well-played!
Or if you prefer to drink with a straw…Get this one here: Unicorn Tears Bag
2. Mermaid Seashell Earrings
These are FLIPPING adorable. Seashell earrings in a seashell case – It doesn’t get much more adorable than that! Get them here: Etsy
3. Unicorn Lamp
This adorable lamp is elegant, bold and bright! That pose makes the unicorn not only look magical, but powerful and ready to take on the darkest of days! Conveniently located on: Amazon
4. Mermaid Sequin Denim Jacket
I love sequins and I LOVE denim. The two of them threaded together is truly remarkable! Get it here: Eden Sky
5. Unicorn USB
Store all of your magical secrets on this cute-as-a-button USB drive. Available here: Amazon
6. The Little Mermaid – Part of Your World
Take a moment to sing-a-long to the best song ever, sung by a real mermaid herself.
7. Mermaid Mug
Sip your ocean water in style and get this mug at: Amazon
8. Unicorn Lanyard
Lanyards come in so many different styles, but this one is definitely the best! Find it at: Lux Cups
9. Mermaid Sequin Hat
Perfect for the summer. Perfect for mermaid hair! Check it out: Amazon
10. Unicorn Snow Globe
Snow globes in sweet pastel colors, filled with glitter, and a ravishing unicorn are not just for children, so treat yourself with this, which is available at: A Little Lovely Company
11. Mermaid Mug
She almost looks just as peaceful as you would be, if you were sipping from this beautiful mug! Available on: Amazon
12. Unicorn Popcorn Recipe
Perfect for when you are watching all the unicorn and mermaid drama! Check out the recipe here: Life Love Liz
13. Mermaid Watch
Even though you can’t wear this underwater, anything by Betsey Johnson is a win. Get it here: Macy’s
14. Glitter Unicorn Puzzle
Puzzles are fun. Glitter is even more fun. Unicorns put the icing on the freakin’ cake! Get it: Amazon
15. Mermaid Robe
After a long swim, this robe is very fitting for any mermaid. You can get one here: Hot Topic
16. Highway Unicorn
Follow that unicorn on the road to love, by listening to this unicorn-inspired Lady Gaga song:
17. Unicorn Cake Candle
There is no better candle for the wishes of even the biggest dreamers on their birthday. Get it here: Birthday Culture
18. Mermaid Necklace
Look at this necklace, isn’t it neat? Don’t you think you need it to make your thing-a-ma-bob collection complete? Here you go: Amazon
19. Sugar Uniponi Flats
Dolls Kill has done it again, by providing these awesome unicorn-inspired flats! Perfect to walk through glitter with. Get them here: Unicorn Flats
20. Mermaid Soap
Lather up with this unique bar of soap, topped off with a beautiful mermaid fin. Only at: Gingerella’s Boutique
21. Unicorn Mist
Give your face a magical glow with this unicorn mist from Paris Hilton. Here: Paris Hilton Skin Care
22. Mermaid Underwear
These cling to your skin like real mermaid scales and come at a low price here at: Etsy
23. Unicorn Earphones
Listen to you music loud and proud with these cute and colorful ear buds. Get them: Amazon
24. Mermaid Humor
There is never a bad time for mermaid memes!
25. Unicorn Tea Set
These are pretty much the mermaid version of Chip and Mrs. Potts! Adorbs! Get it: Think Geek
26. Shimmer Mermaid Bath Prep
O-M-G. As a mermaid-loving, glitter-obsessed, bath-loving gal myself, this is SWEEEEET! Get a bag here: asos
27. Pom Pom Unicorn Keychain
Get attached with this super cutesy keychain at: Unicorn lovers
28. Mermaid Sports Bra
The only way to wear a shell-bra, without actually wearing a shell-bra. SO CUTE TOO. So, The black ones below are no longer being sold online to my knowledge. – BUT I have listed some alternatives that do have them available for purchase. (Just scroll down!)
Get this sexy, sheer, seashell top here: Amazon
Or this one if you need something a little more realistic: Amazon
29. Unicorn Squad Trucker Hat
This hat lets everyone know, in the most colorful way possible, that you believe in unicorn squad goals. Get here: Mind Dreamers
30. Mermaid Socks
These are probably the best mermaid socks I could find because they feature my three all-time favorite colors. WIN! Get these for your….wait, what’s that word again? Oh!, Feet…here: Angie Davis
31. Unicorn Christmas Meme
Always put an angel on your tree top!
32. Mermaid Wine Glass
For whenever your drinking friends tell you that you drink too fast, this mug will explain it all. Get it here: Amazon
33. Unicorn Poop Lollipops
Feed the children some delicious poo by ordering a fresh & fruity batch here: Melville Candy
34. Mermaid Shell Necklace
Sometimes you just have to tell it how it is! Get yours here: Not on the High Street
35. Unicorn Toilet Paper
I don’t need to explain how to use this, but I think we can all agree that all toilet paper should be replaced with unicorn toilet paper! Get some on Ebay.
36. Mermaid Stepping Stone
This is a super cute (but sophisticated) stepping stone for mermaid lovers!
Get here: Amazon
37. Mermaid Garden Stake
An absolutely beautiful accent for the utmost magical gardens out there!
Get here: Amazon
38. Unicorn Phone Case
So, this one is for the Galaxy Note 9, which is the phone I have, but Amazon has it for other types of phones as well. Ain’t it adorable!? Get here: Amazon
39. Purple Mermaid Leggings
Get here: Pink Queen
40. Unicorn Bowl & Spoon Set
Eat your lucky charms in this unicorn bowl to make them even more magically delicious!
Get here: Uncommon Goods
41. Unicorn Hair Color
You can get this amazing semi-permanent hair color in every color of the rainbow but my favorite is definitely this poppin’ pink shade! The beat part is that it is ready to use, so you don’t need to worry about mixing anything.
Get here: Unicorn Hair – Pink
An Instructional GIF: How to Brush you Teeth like a Unicorn
And to seal off this post, here I leave you with more cute, adorable and funny mermaid/unicorn gifs, pictures and memes!
Like Ariel checking out her pretty new feet:
A moon-walking unicorn:
The famous mermaid dog:
Peter Griffin Meme explaining thigh gaps and their relation to being a mermaid:
A random snake with a unicorn hat, showing us how it’s done!
A Little Mini Unicorn Poem:
and lastly, here is a gift to you, so that you never see the Starbucks logo the same, ever again:
Of course, if you have anything in mind that should be added to the list, please leave a comment below!