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Sometimes, you need to pull out the funniest and best stocking stuffers for adults to bring some much needed holiday cheer to the room! Say NO HO HO to boring presents! Some of these gifts are naughty and some are nice, but whatever you choose will be sure to suffice!
Whatever you need a hilarious gag gift for a “White Elephant” event at work, are participating in a “Secret Santa”, or want to put a giggle worthy surprise in someone’s stocking – this list has got you covered!
The goal is to make their face light up like this:
Or make them act a fool, like this:
1. Nice Balls
Calm down, nothing filthy to see here! It’s just a hilarious gag gift that the recipient can use to suction to the bottom of their desk to easily squeeze when they please, to relieve stress! Give them some nice balls to grab in times of need, on Amazon: Nice Balls – Stress Relief
2. Funny Offensive Fortune Cookies
When you need to lighten the mood when with a group of people, pull out these bad boys. It isn’t your average fortune cookie that is going to tell you that you have some good luck coming up in your love life on Friday night. Instead, you’ll find an unexpected one, like “Happy? It won’t last!”
Give the gift of misfortune on Amazon: Misfortune Cookies
3. WAP Candle
At this point, everyone and their grandmother has learned what WAP means, even if they haven’t heard the explicit hit song by Cardi B. if you know what it means and are familiar with the song, and know someone else who does, this is a great gag gift. – A WAP candle!
Check it out on Etsy: WAP Candle
P.S: You can also get this wrapped in some “WAP” wrapping paper.
Note: If you haven’t heard it or know what “WAP” means, just remain the innocent little flower that you are and tell yourself that it stands for “wet ass pasta“, “women against patriarchy” or “wine and pizza”. 😂
4. You Said you Wanted Nothing!
We all have been guilty of saying “I don’t want anything” when being asked what we want for our birthday or for Christmas. This box is a great “pre-gift” to their real gift as the perfect gag!
I think this would be the best for kids – Just picture their face as their heart sinks, thinking you actually got them nothing! 😂
Get this gag gift on eBay: “Nothing” Box Gag Gift
5. The Donald’s Leak Protecting Adult Diapers
Whether you know someone who is super pro-trump or anti-trump, these will be a YUGE hit! Get them here on eBay: Trump Adult Diapers
6. “Dill Dough” Stress Putty
Prepare to be amazed with Santa’s magic “Dill Dough”! Anyone anxiety-ridden on your Christmas list will surely get a kick out of this! 😂 It also GLOWS IN THE DARK. 💚
Available on Fun Slurp: Dill Dough Stress Putty
7. Poo-Pourri Toilet Tidings Spray
A great way to fill up everyone’s stockings is to prepare for the potential consequences of that Christmas dinner aftermath. Keep those bathrooms smelling festive!
Deck the halls with this jolly scent from Amazon: Toilet Tidings Toilet Spray
8. One Chip Challenge
Make this Christmas a HOT one with the famous “One Chip Challenge”. You have probably heard of them, or even saw them at the grocery store but never really had the balls to buy it. I say, make it a holiday event, record everyone doing the challenge and have an unforgettable (and fiery) memory! P.S: Make sure everyone has plenty of milk!
Check it out on Amazon: One Chip Challenge
9. Fake Winning Lottery Ticket Scratch Offs
One thing that every single person on the planet would not oppose to having put inside their stocking is lottery tickets! These are all winning tickets, so if you plan on doing this to one person, I would recommend getting assorted ones from the gas station (real ones that are Christmas themed), so that when only one person “wins”, it doesn’t look suspicious! If you got them for everyone and everyone won, it may make it look to obvious that they are pranks!
Check them out on Etsy: Christmas Fake Winning Lottery Tickets
10. Festive AF Lip Balm
Christmas morning can’t get better when you wake up to presents, sip on your favorite holiday cocktail, and sneak a kiss under the mistletoe with this “festive AF” lip balm!
Get on Etsy: Festive Lip Balm
11. Lumps of Coal – Soap
If they’ve been undeserving of any of the awesome stocking stuffers above, get them this lump of coal! Well, it is actually pretty awesome too because it is SOAP and not stale candy like you’d assume.
Get here: Lump of Coal – Soap Bag
I actually found the best GIF to align with this stocking stuffer and it is damn stinking hilarious:
12. Elf Farts Hand Soap
Elf Farts: Foamy green “gas” to make your hands smell like the north pole after you empty your “south hole”. LMAO – Was that lame or clever? Oh, and you can also get other scents like “Reindeer Poop” and “Jingle my Balls”.
Get here: Elf Farts Hand Soap
13. Ornament Shot Glasses
If you want your Christmas tree to be the most LIT tree on the planet, consider these ornament shot glasses – but don’t forget to sneak a few into those stockings! 💚 I made a nickname for these: Balls O’ Booze! HA!
Get on Amazon: Ornament Shot Glasses
14. “elf” magnets
One of the greatest Christmas movies of all time, “elf”, luckily inspired some of awesome merch, like this magnet! Best stocking stuffer EVER!
Get on Amazon: Elf Magnet
You can also get the “Does someone need a hug?” or “Santa!? I know him!” versions!
15. “Merry Christmas, Asshole!” Bath Bombs
Festive bath bombs with a little profanity! Fill their stocking with the best pair of balls ever.
Soak up the fun and get these on Amazon: Salty Santa Bath Bombs https://amzn.to/35Dq5Ot
These are definitely some of the best stocking stuffers, am I right? Also, don’t you think twice about it and don’t forget to get an Ugly Christmas Sweater!
