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Are you looking for some funny office supplies? If you’re like me, it is likely you get sleepy when walking through the office supply aisle because everything in sight is grey, standard-looking and boring as a bad documentary. Luckily though, there are alternative places to shop to achieve having the coolest work space in the office. Check out these cute office supplies that I found that are perfect for customizing your cubicle or giving as a gift to that quirky coworker you know and love.
1. Borrow My Pen? Pens
Don’t let the name deceive you! These pens, even when borrowed, will likely always get returned to your desk, or perhaps not even get taken at all! Why? Well, when was the last time you “accidentally” stole a pen that implied you were a scandalous sex addict? Check these out below and if you hap-PEN to like them, you can get yourself a pack on Amazon.
2. Adulting Stickers
These are hilarious and actually quite motivating. What is better than making you feel good about doing simple tasks, such as putting on pants, than stickers? Bright, colorful, stickers that excite you like the ones in elementary school did when you aced a quiz. YES!!!!!!! So, grab some of these and be sure to give one to your favorite coworker Beatrice after she goes dookie. Available here at Amazon
3. Little Black Purse Post-It Dispenser
Yeah, a little black purse can literally sit on your desk and dispense post-its for you. That way you don’t actually need to keep them in your real purse. SOLD! Get it here at Quill
4. Unicorn Tape Dispenser
An adorable way to tape up anything and everything. It’s available here on Amazon!
If you want to change it up with different colors of tape, there is this awesome neon tape selection, available here: Really Good Stuff
5. Rabbit Ear Memo Boards
This is actually a teeny bit cuter than the tape dispenser. Just Saying. 😀 Obviously these wouldn’t be a blast to have on a laptop, but a desktop? Heck yes! Surely it beats someone tacking a post it note on the edge of your computer screen! It is out of stock often, but hopefully not when you click the link to them over at Amazon!
6. Nail Polish Highlighters
What a BRIGHT idea!? I can see it now:
Boss: Why is there nail polish lined up on your desk?! This ain’t no salon, princess!
Me: *Opens bottle and slowly but passionately highlights report while giving her a blank stare”
Boss: As you were then…..
Anyways, paint your papers with these by getting your own set here: Amazon
7. Fresh Cut Fun Scissors
Don’t I just find the most adorable things? I know, I know, but don’t thank me, thank ModCloth (and get your own there too)
8. Piano Key Calculator
So you might have to give up the convenience of comfort for a while as you get used to the placement of the numbers/functions, but boy oh boy, this looks fun! I don’t think it actually makes noise, but either way I NEED! You know you want it, I mean, it is pretty ‘sharp’ Get here: Barnes and Noble
9. World’s Smallest Vacuum Cleaner
Adorable. Did you spill some crumbs off of that 600 calorie muffin you know you shouldn’t be eating? Save the tears for your pillow later because this won’t clean those up, but they will clean up those desktop crumbs for you via USB. You can get them in different colors here at: Amazon
10. USB Desktop Aquarium
It holds your stuff, and yes, your goldfish too! And it has a lamp on top. Triple threat! Get here: Amazon
Imagine walking into an office and seeing all this sweet stuff on folks desk! Help make it happen by getting some of them, and of course offer any awesome things I may have missed in the comments below!
11. Pink Car Mouse
Yes, this is an adorable, pink car mouse that you can actually use with your laptop/computer. It comes in a bunch of different colors too! This would be a perfect white elephant gift for that Christmas party in the office, because everyone will want to use this to VROOM into those hard-to-read spreadsheets.
Get one here: Amazon
12. Funny Memo Note Pads
These are adorable with their play on words. The only way that “profanity” is authorized at the office. These are anything but a “bunch of crock”!
Get here: Amazon
13. Rainbow Lit Pink Keyboard
If you truly want to stand out at the office, plug this into your office space and show off the flashy, rainbow-lit designed keyboard. It is super cute and super fun!
Get here: Amazon
14. Unicorn Scissors
YES. YAAAS. YES. NEED THESE AT MY DESK.
Get here: Amazon
15. Cat Paw Mouse Pad
Get your paws on this for the ultimate cat and mouse effect! Adorable as heck! Purrfectly cute!
Get here: Amazon
16. Cat Butt Tissue Box Cover
Let’s face it, cats probably really do think that their ass is worthy of cleaning your face with. Keep it metaphorical.
Get here: Amazon
17. Fucking Brilliant Pencils
For taking notes like a damn boss, yo. My favorite? Fuck-A-Doodle-Doo!!! Bahahaha.
Get here: Amazon
18. Poop Pens
It you’re sick and tired of your pens getting stolen, get this stash for your desk – and if someone is dumb enough to steal one, it will be really obvious who it was with a big plush of poop hanging off the end. 😉
Get here: Poop Pens – Amazon
19. Paper Tantrum Notepad
This would be a great gift for the biggest complainer you know – and that might even be yourself, and that is a-okay because we all have those days where we want to throw a fit. I don’t recommend throwing a fit, so stay classy and just write it down on this awesome and very fitting notepad!
Get here: Knock Knock
20. Coffee Mug Shaped like a Coffee Pot
It is almost tongue twisted trying to explain what this is: “It is a cup that is shaped like a coffee pot, but it really is a mini coffee pot shaped like a coffee mug.” So, to avoid any confusion – see photo below for size ratio! lol
Get this awesome mug for your work desk here: Amazon
21. Floor Lamp Person
This nifty lamp has a person-like body, giving a whole new meaning to lamp shades. So cool! It also comes in more darker or light colors if you aren’t feeling the orange!
Get here: Amazon
22. Otter Tape Dispenser
Now is this cute, or is this cute?! My goodness. I would never use a stapler again if I had this. I would literally feel guilty of not utilizing the tape every chance I got. LOVE!
Get here: ModCloth
23. Hot Dog Stapler
The only time it is okay to get rough with a hot dog is when you’re using this baby.
Get on Amazon: Hot Dog Stapler
24. Goal Digger Sign
Gold Digger? Obviously not because this is for your WORK DESK. It is pretty motivating to look at actually. YES FOR GOALS!
Get this here: Goal Digger Sign
Don’t like that one? How about this one? 😀
Get the “Creative Goddess” sign, here: Creative Goddess Desk Sign
25. Sequin Notebook
Always a win that your coworkers won’t be able to resist touching. 😀
Get here on Amazon: Sequin Notebook
26. High Heel Push Pins
Step up your push pin game with these stylish pus pins that your co-workers will fall HEAD OVER HEELS for!
Get on Amazon: Pumped Up Push Pins
27. Mermaid Tape Dispenser
Stray away with the typical black or 1970’s-looking tan dispensers and get this awesome mermaid one!
Get at Amazon: Mermaid Tape Dispenser
28. Pizza Pens
I have a feeling that writing notes from the meeting that should have been an e-mail is going to make me very hungry. But that’s okay because I am probably thinking about lunch anyways. 😛
Get here: Pizza Pens
I also had these unique pens cross my eye…connect block pens!
You can get these here: Connect Block Pens
29. Nose Pencil Sharpener
A definite must-have for anyone who is the class clown of the office. Don’t stick your finger in it LOL
Get here: Nose Pencil Sharpener (12 Pack)
30. Dinosaur Plant Pots
They may be dinosaur shaped, but they are small enough to sit on your work desk. Need a name for your dino? My plant at work is named “Brad-leaf” like Bradley. Just a suggestion! 😀
Get here: Dinosaur Planters
31. Cactus Drink Coasters
This is a unique set of coasters because not only do you get good use out of them, they make a super cute display for your desk!
Get here: Cactus Coasters
32. Fake News Stamp
Clear the rumors with this “Fake News” stamp! Or simply mark answers wrong with it. No need to keep it subtle. 🙂
Get here: FAKE NEWS Stamp
33. Telephone Lamp
Don’t be fooled, this is not a telephone, but it is a lamp! A freakin’ cool one at that. Why do I like this lamp? Oh, Idk, because I wanna PICK IT UP hahahaha. Lame jokes are my specialty.
Get here: Phone Lamp
34. Document Dunk Basketball Trash Bin Accent
Everyone at the office loves to see if they can make that unwanted document into the trash can from as far away as possible. But can they make it with the net too? This is a fun addition to any office!
Get here: Office Basketball Trash Bin
35. Funny Sticky Notes
Ramen Notes
Yep, these are post-it notes in a classic Ramen Noodle packaging design with post-its inside covered in a lightly colored Ramen noodle print. So adorbs! Oodles and Noodles of Notes!
Get on Amazon: Ramen Notes
I wasn’t aware of this in it’s entirety, but they literally make sticky notes for just about everyone you can imagine. Here are some of my favorites I came across:
“Why Yes, I am Overqualified”
Anything that features the classic yet sassy divas of the 1950’s are a hit, but I especially loved this one.
Get on Amazon: Overqualified Sticky Notes
Cupcake Sweet Notes
If you’re going to leave someone an annoying memo on their desk while they are on their lunch break, taking a breather, at least leave it (or receive it!) on these adorable cupcake sticky notes!
Get here: Sweet Notes
President Trump Executive Orders Sticky Notes
Okay, so these have to my favorite. They are the greatest of all time. They are yuge, ok? Greatest sticky notes this nation has seen…ever…believe me.
Get on Amazon: President Trump Sticky Notes
Wonder Woman Sticky Notes
For all you fans of Wonder Woman and other comics, these are also available in other characters, including Batman and Superman.
Get here: Wonder Woman Sticky Notes
Paper Voodoo Sticky Notes
This is all in good fun, but what a great way to release a little tension at work? (If in public, i’d recommend giving the person you hate a secret code name lol)
If you look at the very bottom of this sticky, you can see the phrase “the voodoo that you do” which totally made my old ass think of “Shoop” by Salt n Pepa 😂🤣
Get here: Paper VooDoo
36. Funny Erasers
The next best thing to fried chicken is a box of fried chicken erasers for your desk. Calorie free, baby.
Get here: Fried Chicken Erasers
37. Keep It Together Stapler
Literally keep it together while you remind yourself to keep it together with this cute pink office stapler! 😀 (You can also customize the color of the stapler and the text color!)
Get here: Keep it Together Stapler
38. Black & Pink Pencils – Cat Lover Edition
If you have a divine love for feline, wrap your paws around these adorable pencils!
Get here: Cat Lover Pencil Set
39. Hot Dog Tape Dispenser
If you love to eat hot dogs or just love wiener dogs, then this tape dispenser is going to make your work space look cuter than a baby tooter on a computer.
Get on Amazon: Hot Dog Tape Dispenser
