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Are you seeking the best funny ugly Christmas sweaters ever?! I know that Halloween hasn’t even arrived yet, so maybe I am a tad bit early on this, but preparing for an ugly Christmas sweater party is a big deal and you can never start your search too early. Most of these parties include a contest of who can wear the ugliest one – so this is a competition we are talking about here. This is kind of a big deal, so the goal is to make Cliff Huxtable’s sweaters look like high fashion in comparison.
I have been on the hunt recently for the “ugliest” ones I could find and I think you’re gonna love what I have found. So, let’s get UGLY.
1. T-Rex Ugly Christmas Sweater
This is a 3-D ugly Christmas sweater. And it looks amazing. (And no, I am not just saying that because the model is a little DINO-mite stud).
Also, it is good to note that the T-Rex can be taken off via Velcro, so if ya need to sit down, you will be comfortable! 😜
Get this one here: Ugly Christmas Sweaters
2. Dwight Schrute Christmas Sweater
This is one that only a true “The Office” fan can appreciate. Also great for anyone who appreciates beets, bears and Battlestar Galactica.
Get on Amazon
3. Ho’s in Different Area Codes Christmas Sweater
If you know the song, then you already know why this Christmas sweater is DA BOMB DIGGITY – You can thank Ludacris for this gem of a tune from 2001: Area Codes
Get this sweater here: Amazon
4. The Little Mermaid Christmas Sweater
I never thought that anything “The Little Mermaid“, or even just mermaid themed could be ugly, but this definitely is! Make this ugly Christmas sweater a “Part of Your World” with Ariel, Flounder and Sebastian!
Get here: Merchoid
5. Dabbing Santa Christmas Sweater
Nothing else brings such a smile to my face than seeing Santa dabbing through the snow. That is how he burns all those cookie calories!
Get here: RageOn
6. Ugly Cat Christmas Sweater
Oh boy, you have got to be kitten me….This one is ugly AND scary. Is it just me or do those cats look like they are about to possess your soul? Thank God for the bells and bows on this one because it really helps water down all that evil. LOL
Get here: Amazon
7. Unicorn Christmas Sweater
This one is probably the only one on the list that is actually ADORABLE AS HECK! The colors and the theme don’t remind you of Christmas at all, but this one will still make you stand out in the crowd. If you think Santa should upgrade his reindeer to unicorns, then this one is for you.
Get Here: JC Penney
8. Tree Rex Christmas Sweater
A play on words can make for an award-winning Christmas sweater. Not only is this one clever and cute (and ugly), it LIGHTS UP. What more could you want in a Christmas sweater? Yes, I know I already featured a T-Rex sweater in this post, but they are just so adorable with those little bitty arms!
Get here: Ugly Christmas Sweaters
9. Lifting Santa Christmas Sweater
This one of perfect for any guy or gal out there who is notorious for saying something along the lines of “BRUHHH, DO YOU EVEN LIFT?”
Check it out here: Amazon
10. Carlton Ugly Christmas Sweater
If you have ever watched the “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air“, then you know Carlton not only has the best dance moves that are oh-so Christmas party appropriate, but he also knows how to be festive during the holidays. REPRESENT!
Get here: Amazon
11. Dat Ass Doe Ugly Christmas Sweater
Have you ever seen such an amazing sweater in your life?! Yeah it is ugly but DAT ASS DOE!
12. White Claw Law Santa Sweater
I love Christmas, I love White Claw (Black Cherry is the best flavor, hands down). So, it is pretty obvious that I love this sweater!
Get here: White Claws (Claus) Santa Sweater
13. Ariana Grande Ugly Christmas Sweater
If you know the song “Thank You, Next” by Ariana Grande, then you know that this sweater is fun, cheeky and hilarious.
Get here: Thank You, Next Ariana Grande Sweater
14. Gangsta Wrapper
Do you wrap well? And do you know how to handle your paper? Do you rhyme like a bonified OG?! If so, this sweater is for you, bro.
Get here: Gangsta Wrapper Ugly Christmas Sweater
15. Deadpool Ugly Christmas Sweater
You can’t go wrong with this one! Besides, what the sweater says is true – think about it. Sit on Santa’s lap or Deadpool‘s? Um….Yeah, easy one. So Deadpool in a Santa hat – you’d be getting a 2 for 1 deal! LOL
Get here: Deadpool Ugly Christmas Sweater
16. Women’s Tinseled Ugly Christmas Sweater
Fellas this one is for THE LADIEEEEEEEEES. lol
Get here: Tinsel Trimmed Christmas Sweater
17. My Milkshake Brings All The Toys to the Yard
A lovely way to get “Milkshake” stuck in your head. Wear the lyrics in a fitting Holiday-themed remix.
Get here: Milkshake Ugly Christmas Sweater
18. “I Put Out For Santa” Christmas Sweater
For all my naughty readers out there who like to just tell it how it is!
Get here: Etsy
19. Taco Bell Ugly Christmas Sweater
YES!!! I have found the perfect taco-themed Christmas sweater of all time! How awesome is this!? It is not only a taco sweater but it’s TACO BELL themed. I love everything about this. I mean, Taco Bell may not have the best tacos but they are always the all-cure for drinking too much spiked egg nog.
Get here: Taco Bell Ugly Christmas Sweater
20. Pooping Santa
Nothing uglier than Santa poppin’ a squat, right?
Get on Amazon: Pooping Santa Sweater
21. Ask Your Mom If I’m Real
“Your mom” jokes will never get old, but they will always stay delightfully ugly!
Get on Amazon: Ask your Mom Santa Sweater
22. Make Christmas Great Again
Make Christmas sweater parties great again with this President Trump “Make Christmas Great Again” sweater. It’s great (and ugly) in a YUGE way.
.Get on Amazon: President Trump Ugly Christmas Sweater
23. Princess Peach Ugly Christmas Sweater
The pinkest ugly Christmas sweater you’ve probably ever seen! I’m all about that Princess Peach life.
Get on Amazon: Princess Peach Ugly Christmas Sweater
24. Jingle Balls Sweater
So this one is definitely for a more casual ugly Christmas sweater but who wouldn’t love this?! (Even if they won’t admit it) LOL
Get here: Jingle Balls Sweater
25. Nude Ice Skating Santa Sweater
This sweater is actually censored – it is not a manual censor icon! Which makes it hilarious! Not that there would be much there to see anyways, since he is bare naked in the cold.
Get on Amazon: Ice Skating Nude Santa Sweater
26. “Only Santa Can Judge Me” Ugly Christmas Sweater
I am pretty sure that this one would be Tupac-approved. Look at dem chainz!
Get on Amazon: Gangsta Santa Sweater
27. Grinch Ugly Christmas Sweater
So – define naughty….
Get here: Grinch Ugly Christmas Sweater
If sweaters aren’t your thing, consider an ugly Christmas dress or suit to class it up in the ugliest way possible! 😍
28. Step Brothers – Boat’s N’ Hoes Ugly Christmas Sweater
Now this is all I have ever wanted 🤣🤣
Get here: Boats N Hoes Sweater
29. Napoleon Dynamite – Uncle Rico Ugly Christmas Sweater
Such a great sweater. Ya gotta love Uncle Rico – especially for when that time he threw a piece of meat at Napoleon’s face as he was riding a bike LMAO.
Get here: Uncle Rico Ugly Christmas Sweater
30. Flo From Progressive – “Let it Flow” Ugly Christmas Sweater
The commercials are always entertaining, but so is this epic sweater that she is even wearing herself. HOLLA.
Get it here: Flo Ugly Christmas Sweater
31. NASA Ugly Christmas Sweater
NASA Astronaut Santa is way cooler than North Pole Santa!
Get here: NASA Santa Sweater
32. Hockey Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater
The idea of Santa playing hockey is actually kinda hot. and I am officially a weirdo.
Get here: Hockey Santa Sweater
33. Dingle berry Deer Ugly Christmas Sweater
Nasty never looked so cute….and ugly.
Get here: Dingle Berry Ugly Christmas Sweater
34. Hooded Reindeer Sweater
If you want an ugly Christmas sweater with a fun hood, then this one is for you!
Get on Amazon: Hooded Reindeer Sweater
35. “The Office” Ugly Christmas Sweater
If you know me, then you know I am obsessed with the office. I will put anything on my body that is covered with it. THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.
Get it here: Tipsy Elves – Office Ugly Sweater
36. Hello Kitty Holiday Ugly Christmas Sweater
Say Hello to the Holidays with this cute (and ugly) Christmas Sweater!
Get here on Amazon: Hello Holidays – Hello Kitty Sweater
Other “Ugly” Christmas Attire
1. Snowman Ugly Christmas Dress
The scarf just makes this dress because your waist acts as the snowman’s neck – GENIUS, RIGHT? Like….FA LA LA LA YES.
Get on Amazon: Ugly Christmas Sweater Dress – Snowman
2. Green Ugly Christmas Suit
Damn. You have to admit – he makes ugly look GOOOOOOOD. 🤤
Get on Amazon: Green Ugly Christmas Suit
Did you know that there are actual products that can help make that ugly Christmas party even more “uglier”? Check this nifty stuff out:
1. Photo Signs
When everyone takes a group photo with their ugly Christmas sweaters on, these can help make that photo even more amazing.
Get there here on Amazon: Ugly Christmas Sweater Signs
2. Voting Box Set
Make voting ugly again with this super fun voting set! It includes tunner up ribbons and a winner’s ribbon too! 🙂
Get here: Voting Kit
